Pure cowboy common sense wrapped in dry humor. It’s a blunt reminder that some of the pain in life is completely self-inflicted — the result of doing something dumb while wearing the wrong gear. Practical, slightly crude, and very memorable.
Classic Western wisdom that still hits.

Don’t squat with your spurs on… unless you’re trying to invent a new form of acupuncture.

Squatting with your spurs on is just nature’s way of saying ‘you had this coming.

Nothing builds character faster than forgetting you’re wearing spurs and deciding to sit.

Don’t squat with your spurs on. Your ass already has enough problems without volunteer stabbing.

Everyone will sit better around you, especially after a day out on the range!