Somebody clipped your Alberta before you even saw it coming. -10 Alberta, gone, just like that. No refund, no receipt, no apology — just a smug face and "tax collected, bro."

This isn't heritage merch. This is the sound of getting got.

Wear it because you know exactly what it feels like to lose something and watch the guy who took it grin about it.

Alberta got hit with the fanum tax and there's nothing left. Zero pride, all shakedown.