Every province's got a guy in a $2,000 suit telling you the tax hike is "for your own good" while he's got his hand in your pocket and a Cheshire grin on his face. This is that guy. This is every guy. From Ottawa to Edmonton, they've perfected the three-card monte with your paycheck — blink and 10% of Alberta just vanished into "administrative fees."

Socialism doesn't confiscate your wealth with a gun anymore. It does it with a smile, a clipboard, and a slogan. Same grift, softer lighting.

Wear it because you're done pretending the con is subtle.