One road is paved with corpses. The other has a stop sign for a reason. Choose accordingly.

This isn't subtle, and it's not supposed to be. One path is a pile of skulls with a body count for pavement. The other one just says no U-turns — because going back isn't an option; it's a warning label. Wear it if you like your history lessons blunt and your economics louder.

Because irony is dead and someone has to say it with a T-shirt.

One road ends in skulls.

No U-turns. Ever. Read the sign.

History already picked a lane.