One Road, No U-Turns Unisex classic tee

History already voted. Keep driving.

$12.50

One road only. Look back, and it's a skull pile. Choose accordingly.

There's only one direction on this road. Behind you: a dead end of bones and bad ideas. Ahead: the only lane that goes anywhere. No U-turns allowed — the sign means it, the history means it more.

For anyone tired of pretending both paths lead somewhere good.