One Road, No U-Turns Unisex classic tee
History already voted. Keep driving.
$12.50
One road only. Look back, and it's a skull pile. Choose accordingly.
There's only one direction on this road. Behind you: a dead end of bones and bad ideas. Ahead: the only lane that goes anywhere. No U-turns allowed — the sign means it, the history means it more.
For anyone tired of pretending both paths lead somewhere good.

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