Personality Expired Unisex Hoodie
Personality: best before yesterday.
$35.50
Charisma with a use-by date. Quirks gone stale.
Someone who used to sparkle… now just sits there.
The jokes land flat. The quirks feel forced. The energy’s gone sour.
Like a product left too long on the shelf.
Once magnetic, now just leftover.
People notice the change but don’t say it out loud.
They simply stop reaching for you. Charm past its prime.
And one day you realize the best-before date has passed.
Personality doesn’t die. It just expires.
“Personality Expired”—what’s the idea there?
Sparkle with a use-by date.
Once magnetic, now expired.

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