You Are Here - Capitalism to Communism Snake Unisex classic tee

Every road to utopia ends in a skull pile. This one just shows you the map.

$12.50

The snake never goes straight. It winds, it wiggles, it whispers "just one more program" — and somehow you end up at the edge of a cliff made of bones. You are here. That's the joke. That's the warning. Wear it before someone tells you communism just hasn't been tried correctly yet.

Because subtlety is for people who haven't seen how this movie ends.