Fluent in Drywall
Price range: $17.00 through $24.00
The details
Fluent in sarcasm, drywall dust, and caffeine
He didn’t need a résumé. One look at the boots, the half-empty coffee, and the permanent smirk told the whole story. Sarcasm was the first language. Drywall dust was the second skin. Caffeine kept the whole system running past midnight. Clients asked for miracles. He delivered them with a straight face and a dry comment that landed harder than the hammer. Fluent in sarcasm, drywall dust, and caffeine. Everything else was just noise.
