The shop header says it: heavyweight cotton, razor satire. Razor is not a mood board. It means the joke is cut. No three-paragraph caption explaining the cartoon. If you need the caption, the shirt failed.
Dispatch will keep that standard. These titles are stakes in the ground. The drafts get the fat trimmed until they read like the shirts.
Later draft: examples from the catalog where the title is already the whole joke, and where we still owe a sharper cut.