FAKE NEWS ONE EYE EAGLE
Price range: $17.00 through $24.00
The details
The Fake News Eagle spread its star-spangled wings wide, talons locked on a golden piggy bank that dripped dark secrets. “Tax Haven” badges glittered on one side, “Fake News” stamps on the other, while thumbs-up icons rained like confetti. Below, dollar bills and glowing eyes whispered of power bought cheap. This bird didn’t soar for freedom—it perched for profit, winking at every headline it twisted.
One-liners linked to the image:
The eagle’s motto: “Truth is optional when the piggy bank is full.”
Fake news travels faster when the wings are tax-free.
He didn’t cry wolf—he printed the wolf and sold the tickets.
