Alberta satire tees only work if the joke is readable at ten feet. Soft parody dies in a parking lot. We print the loud ones: independence, Ottawa, the sponge, the bear that will not take a leash.
If you came here from a search for Alberta independence shirts or anti-Ottawa merch, start in the catalog with topic Alberta. The wall on the home page is the same catalog without the toolkit.
Later draft: each Alberta series in one paragraph, what we will not print, and how a visitor from outside the province should read the joke.