Alberta’s Awkward Ex Won’t Leave Unvited Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $49.00 through $56.50
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It's over. It's been over. Nobody told Ottawa. This is the guy who keeps "checking in," sweating through his shirt, waving a bag of cash like that fixes anything. Alberta's not falling for it. Wear the breakup Ottawa refuses to accept.
Say what every Albertan mutters when they receive the equalization letter.
