Alberta’s Awkward Ex – Ottawa Won’t Leave Thumbs Up Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $49.00 through $56.50
The details
Some exes text at 2am. This one sends transfer payments and calls it love. Alberta's Awkward Ex has the smug grin, the money bag, and zero self-awareness — showing up empty-handed except for the cash it already took. Wear it if you're done pretending the relationship is healthy.
Because breakups are supposed to be final. Because "it's for equalization" isn't a love language. Because Alberta deserves better exes.
