Fit without the guesswork
Measure a favorite tee or hoodie flat — don’t stretch the fabric — then match width and length below. Numbers beat “true to size.”
How to measure
- Length — high point of the shoulder straight down to the hem
- Width (chest) — flat, about 1″ below the armpit, seam to seam
- Sleeve — as labeled on each chart (hoodie sleeve is center-back)
Flat vs circumference: flat width × 2 ≈ body circumference. Tables show flat garment width unless noted. Method: Printful — how to measure a t-shirt.
We sell S–3XL on SatireSmart.
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Unisex Heavy Blend. Flat measurements in inches. Slight production variance is normal.
| Size | Width (flat) | Length | Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33½ |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34½ |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35½ |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36½ |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37½ |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38½ |
Fit: classic / slightly roomy. Want closer → stay true or size down. Want drape → size up.
Classic tee — Gildan Softstyle 64000
Softstyle / classic tee blank used for many SatireSmart tees. Flat measurements in inches.
| Size | Width (flat) | Length | Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 16¾ |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17⅞ |
| L | 22 | 30 | 19⅛ |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20⅜ |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21⅝ |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22¾ |
Fit: modern classic / semi-fitted — often trimmer than a boxy heavy cotton. Between sizes → size up.
Care
Wash inside-out, cold, gentle. Tumble low or hang dry. No bleach.
Questions: support@satiresmart.com · Fulfillment · Support