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One road circles forever. The other ends in a pile of skulls. Choose wisely, or don't — you're already walking.
Two roads, one destination sign that lies to your face. Capitalism spins in gold loops going nowhere fast. Communism takes the express lane off a cliff. You're standing right in the middle, pretending you have options. This isn't subtle. It's not supposed to be.
Because pretending the road doesn't end somewhere is the real joke.
