Ramen Shill Broth Broth — Slurp The Narrative Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $50.00 through $57.50
The details
Every generation gets fed a bowl of something and told it's nourishment. Ours just happens to come with talking points instead of noodles. This design is for the folks who read the label before they eat — who ask who's cooking, who's paying, and why the broth always tastes like the same narrative no matter which bowl you order.
Thomas Sowell said it best: "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." Somebody's still paying — and it's not the shills.
Wear this because you decide what you swallow. Nobody spoon-feeds a grown adult with a mind of their own — and that's the whole point.
