FTFY Fixed That For You Satirical Unisex Hoodie
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The mainstream media writes the headline. We fix it. That's the whole business model of common sense these days — somebody says something absurd, and the rest of us have to clean up the mess with actual facts. FTFY isn't just an internet acronym. It's a lifestyle for anyone who's ever had to correct a "fact-check," debunk a "expert consensus," or explain to a coworker that no, actually, that's not what the Constitution says.
You didn't ask to be the responsible one. But when the adults in the room keep leaving the room, somebody's gotta hold the tie straight and tell the truth. That's not extremism. That's just parenting the discourse.
Wear it because personal responsibility isn't a talking point to you — it's how you were raised. Somebody has to fix it. Might as well be the guy who reads the whole article.
