Anxiety 10/10, Delulu 100/10 Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $50.50 through $57.50
The details
Turn on the news, check your grocery bill, watch the border — anxiety's a perfectly rational 10/10. Meanwhile the folks steering the ship are living in a delusion so committed it scores 100/10. They'll gaslight you on prices, biology, and math, then call you the unstable one.
This shirt doesn't need footnotes. It's the running commentary of anyone who's ever paid a mortgage, balanced a checkbook, or looked at a calendar and understood that two plus two still equals four — no matter how confidently someone insists otherwise.
Wear it because sanity shouldn't be a controversial opinion. Wear it because being right and being called "problematic" are not mutually exclusive. Wear it because personal responsibility never went out of style — even when gaslighting became a full-time profession for some people.
