Chairs? Nah. Log Royalty Here. Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $50.50 through $57.50
The details
Somewhere along the way, America decided everybody needs a participation chair — cushioned, subsidized, and pre-assembled by someone else. Log Royalty doesn't buy the memo. This design is for the guy who split his own firewood, built his own fire, and sat down on the log he cut without waiting for a permit, a committee, or a "trigger warning" sign.
No instruction manual. No safety padding. No apology for having standards. Just bark, grit, and a view earned the old-fashioned way — with your own two hands.
Wear it because you still believe personal responsibility beats a participation trophy every single time. You didn't ask for a chair. You built the throne.
