Marshmallow on Fire, Still Edible Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $50.50 through $57.50
The details
It's charred. It's dripping. It's still going in your mouth. That's not a tragedy — that's resilience.
Somewhere a soft-hearted committee wants to ban the campfire, regulate the stick length, and issue a marshmallow-doneness compliance form. Meanwhile, the rest of us just eat it, black spots and all, because we were raised to not waste food or make excuses.
A little burnt never hurt anybody. Neither did a little independence.
Wear it because you don't need a permit to enjoy a marshmallow, a fire, or your own two hands. Some things — like self-reliance — get better the more they're tested by heat.
