Alberta’s Awkward Ex Won’t Leave
Price range: $17.00 through $24.00
The details
The breakup happened years ago. Somehow the equalization payments never did. This one's for anyone who's watched a relationship end on paper but keep draining the bank account in real life. No mountains, no wheat fields, no heritage speeches — just the exhausted energy of handing over cash to someone who should've been blocked ages ago.
Because "it's complicated" isn't a feeling, it's a federal transfer.
