Ottawa Sponges. Alberta Dry.
Price range: $17.00 through $24.50
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Ottawa soaks. Alberta cracks. This is equalization with the manners taken off.
They soaked the West until it dripped, then asked why nothing was left in the pan. Ottawa calls it sharing. Alberta calls it a sponge job with a federal stamp. This isn't heritage-brochure Canada. It's the receipt.
Wear it if you're proud of what Alberta built — and done watching Ottawa wring it dry.
