Accidental Mascot
Price range: $20.00 through $27.00
The details
Didn't apply for the job. Showed up with a beer and got promoted anyway.
Nobody voted on this. No interview, no application, no committee meeting. One guy showed up, cracked a cold one, and somehow became the face of the whole operation.
That's how it works around here. The mascot isn't chosen — it just happens, usually to the friendliest guy in a trucker cap holding a beer at the right moment.
Wear it because you know exactly how that feels.
