This Vote Matters – Alberta Shield Political Satire
Price range: $17.00 through $24.00
The details
In the quiet before the polls opened, the Alberta provincial crest decided it had waited long enough.
The red St. George’s cross straightened its shoulders. The snow-capped mountains cleared their throats. The green foothills rustled like they were about to deliver a speech. Down below, the marsh-dotted river whispered secrets to the golden wheat fields, and together they formed the most polite but determined shield in the country.
Suddenly the air split with bold, blocky blue letters that could have been shouted by a referee at a Stampede rodeo:
THIS VOTE
