Alberta Held Up At Gunpoint Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $49.00 through $56.50
The details
This isn't a stagecoach story. It's a heist in progress. Ottawa's standing there, gun drawn, walking off with the bags while Alberta's still moving. Nobody's shocked. Nobody's stopping it. Just calling it what it is — a holdup with a briefcase instead of a mask.
Because complaining is slow and this shirt says it faster.
