Alberta Is Carried Off – Ottawa Heist Satire Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $49.00 through $56.50
The details
A man in a suit stamped OTTAWA is walking off with Alberta's entire stagecoach on his back, gun drawn, money bags spilling behind him. This isn't heritage — it's a heist in progress. Wear it if you're tired of watching the loot leave the province.
Because someone finally drew the picture. Ottawa takes, Alberta pays, everybody already knew.
