Alberta’s Awkward Ex Ottawa Won’t Leave
Price range: $17.00 through $24.00
The details
Alberta moved on. Ottawa keeps texting. This design nails the one relationship nobody asked to stay in — the awkward ex who won't take the hint, shows up uninvited, and thinks a money bag fixes everything. Wear it if you're done pretending this is normal.
Because "it's complicated" isn't a personality. It's federal overreach with a sad smile.
