Alberta’s Awkward Ex – Ottawa Won’t Leave Sponge
Price range: $17.00 through $24.00
The details
Some exes text too much. This one takes your money and calls it "equalization." Alberta's awkward ex won't leave, won't stop taking, and definitely won't cover its own overdue rent. Wear the frustration every Albertan feels but rarely says out loud in polite company.
Because "it's complicated" isn't a fiscal policy.
