Alberta’s Awkward Ex Won’t Leave It’s Diffferent
Price range: $17.00 through $24.00
The details
He's got a money bag in one hand and a "clean slate" sponge in the other — because that's exactly the energy. Alberta broke up years ago. He didn't get the memo. This is for everyone sick of the guilt trips, the equalization ghosting, and the fake apology tour. Wear it if you've officially blocked his number.
Because the breakup was mutual. He's the one who won't sign the papers.
