Canada’s Awkward Ex Kept The Resources Satirical Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $49.00 through $56.50
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He waved goodbye and walked off with everything that mattered. Canada's stuck heartbroken on the curb while the resources leave in a wagon labeled "RESOURCES," twice, just to make sure you saw. This isn't heritage pride — it's petty, accurate, and kind of hilarious. Wear it if you already know who got the better deal.
Because the split wasn't fair and everyone knows it.
