Congratulations Alberta on Your Statehood – Melania Satire T-Shirt
Price range: $17.00 through $24.00
The details
Congratulations, Alberta — you're a state now. Nobody consulted you, but manifest destiny doesn't do consultations. This design turns geopolitical absurdity into wearable chaos: fireworks, oil derricks, and a wild rose getting star-spangled whether it likes it or not.
It's satire dressed up as patriotism, or maybe the other way around. Either way, it's funny because it's not that far off.
Wear it because sometimes the loudest protest is agreeing enthusiastically with something ridiculous.
