Don’t Gather Wool – Fluffy Haired Cartoon Boy Satire T-Shirt
Price range: $17.00 through $24.00
The details
The little guy stood still while the cloud above his head spelled out the rule: Don’t Gather Wool. No drifting. No soft daydreams. No getting lost in what-ifs. He tried to obey. He really did. But the moment he blinked, a fresh fluff of thought floated up anyway. The cloud grew heavier. The rule stayed written. And somewhere between the warning and the wandering, he realized the wool was gathering him instead.
One-liners:
Don’t gather wool — the cloud is already full.
Woolgathering is just free real estate in your head.
The rule is clear. The daydream doesn’t care.
Wear it to playfully signal that you see through the noise and refuse to be 'fleeced' by anyone's nonsense.
