Fluent in Trucker, Sailor, Construction & Cussing – Extra Edition Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $50.50 through $57.50
The details
Some people major in gender studies. Some people major in "watch your fingers." This shirt is for the second group.
Trucker. Sailor. Construction. Fluent in all three, with cussing as the honors program. No safe space required — the jobsite doesn't offer one, and neither does the ocean. You show up, you do the work, nobody hands you a participation trophy for tightening a bolt correctly.
This is for the guy who built the bridge the activist is currently blocking traffic on. For the woman who can back a rig into a spot in one try while somebody in an office argues about pronouns for a living. For anybody who thinks "hard hat" is a better personality trait than "hurt feelings."
Wear it because you earned your calluses honestly, your vocabulary colorfully, and your paycheck the old-fashioned way — by actually doing something.
