My Alberta Got Fanum Taxed Cowboy Carney Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $49.00 through $56.50
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Ottawa's got the grin, the tie, and the laser eyes. You've got the empty stare and the invoice. This isn't heritage wear; it's a receipt. Every drop of Alberta oil, taxed before it hits your pocket, and somehow it's YOUR face melting off, not theirs.
Wear it because you know exactly who's laughing on the way to the bank while you're stuck holding the pump handle.
