Ottawa Pickpockets — Alberta’s Resources Hoodie
Price range: $50.50 through $57.50
The details
Alberta digs it, drills it, and ships it — then Ottawa shows up in a nice suit with a nicer smile and walks off with the wallet. Equalization isn't generosity; it's a stickup with a tax form attached. You know the story because you lived it: the paycheck that funds someone else's press conference, the pipeline that dies in committee, the "national interest" that never seems to include yours.
This isn't about hating Canada. It's about calling out the con — the same way our founders called out taxation without representation. You earned it. You should keep more of it. That's not greed; that's arithmetic, and arithmetic doesn't care about your feelings.
Wear it because you believe in paying your own way — not somebody else's way, twice.
