Peak Bagged, Ego Inflated – Satirical Hiker Script Tee
Price range: $17.00 through $24.00
The details
He stood on the summit with arms wide and the wind in his face. The peak was bagged. The hard part was over. Then the ego arrived, right on schedule, bigger than the mountain itself. Suddenly the climb had been effortless, the struggle legendary, the view uniquely his. He posed for the imaginary crowd, crown imaginary but somehow real. Peak bagged. Ego inflated. The descent would bring him back down to size, but for one perfect minute he was taller than the sky.
Summit first. Humility later.
The higher the peak, the bigger the head.
Gravity always collects the ego on the way down. Perfect for hikers, climbers, and anyone who knows a summit selfie always comes with a side of bragging rights.
For the hiker who summits mountains and humility in the same afternoon.
