Public Laze — Bald & Entitled Eagle Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $50.50 through $57.50
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This bird used to soar. Now it just squats — molting, entitled, and waiting on a check it didn't earn.
That's the modern bureaucrat in a nutshell: tax-free, unaccountable, and somehow still hungry. "Denied" stamped on everything except its own paycheck. It'll lecture you about sacrifice while it's got grease on its beak and "Made in China" under its talons.
Sound familiar? It should. Every stapled form, every "not my problem" shrug from a government desk — this eagle's seen it, done it, and billed you for it.
Wear this because you still believe in earning what you have. Because personal responsibility isn't a talking point to you — it's how you were raised. Let the bird molt. You keep flying straight.
