Running Away, Eh? — Empty Threats Campfire

Four years of threats. Zero border crossings. Every election cycle it's the same script — "I'm moving to Canada" — and every single time, they're still parked on your timeline four years later complaining about gas prices they voted for.

This one's for the people who kept their word instead of just talking about it. The ones who show up, work the job, raise the kids, pay the taxes, and don't threaten to abandon ship every time an election doesn't go their way.

Real conviction doesn't need a passport. It needs a spine.

Wear it because you stayed, you built, and you didn't need a campfire in the woods to figure out that running from a vote isn't the same as standing for something.