You Are Here: Political Crossroads Capitalism vs Communism Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $50.50 through $58.00
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One road bends toward a floating grave. The sign already knows where you're headed.
The road forks. One side glows gold and keeps moving. The other side is a tombstone with skulls, dripping red, going nowhere. The sign doesn't ask you to pick — it just tells you where you already are. No lecture, no footnotes, just the map.
Wear the warning label. Let the shirt do the arguing.
