Quebec Mooches, Alberta Pays – Satirical Equalization Payment Tee
Price range: $19.50 through $26.50
The details
One province pumps. One province pockets. This design says what everyone west of Manitoba already mutters at Thanksgiving dinner. No maple syrup metaphors, no polite Canadian shrug — just the receipts. If you've ever done the math on equalization payments and felt your blood pressure spike, this is your uniform.
Because you're tired of subsidizing the lecture.
