No U-Turns Allowed: Communism to Capitalism Road Sign Unisex Hoodie
Price range: $50.50 through $58.00
The details
One road leads to skulls. The other leads forward. No U-turns.
The sign doesn't ask nicely. Behind you: a graveyard with a body count. Ahead: the only direction worth driving. This design isn't subtle and it isn't supposed to be — it's a hard stop on nostalgia for failed ideas. Wear it if you already know which way you're facing.
Because some roads are closed for a reason.
